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What Is Jerkmate Ranked And Why Is Everyone Talking About It?
A new trend has emerged in 2025. One that may be remembered beyond the span of mortal men: Jerkmate Ranked.
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But what is Jerkmate Ranked and why is everyone talking about it? Well, it actually started as a joke.
The term Jerkmate Ranked began appearing on Twitter between April and July 2024, but those didn’t really receive much attention at first. Then in December 2024, an Instagram user posted this video:
The video showed the Marvel Comic villain Venom with the caption: “When ur playing ranked Jerkmate with bro and all of the goon sauce combines to make a walking specimen of bro”.
The video was reposted on TikTok and gained hundreds of thousands of views, but once the internet got ahold of it, they started creating their own variations, and the memes began spreading all over TikTok and Reddit. Eventually, the YouTube community got ahold of it.
And so rumors began to spread about how Jerkmate had some kind of game on their website that would rank your “gooning skills” and provide you with a rating. The game didn’t actually exist, but that somehow did not stop people from competing to see who could achieve the highest Jerkmate Rank.
An entire Reddit community was formed. People started sharing their scores, designing achievement badges, and even bragging about how well they would perform in the “Jerkmate Finals Competition.”
But of course the story doesn’t end there because we live in the silliest timeline. It turns out that the Jerkmate Ranked game might actually become a reality.
On Feb 6th, 2025, Jerkmate posted this video confirming that “The Grand Finale Of Jerkmate Ranked Is Coming!”
The video amassed millions of views and hundreds of thousands of shares within the first 48 hours.
“We saw the memes. We watched the videos. Now is the time for us to join the ranks.
Yes, you got it. Jerkmate Ranked – THE GAME is coming! 🎮🔥#jerkmateranked”
And as promised, the world-famous cam site released Jerkmate Ranked – The Game.
The clicker game consists of Jerky, Jerkmate’s official mascot, who needs to fap through the user-generated Jerkmate Ranks. Items and upgrades let the user fap and rank up faster.
Jerkmate invites gooners worlwdide to share their highest score on X using #JerkmateRanked for a chance to win prizes including a $200 Jerkmate credit, Amazon gift cards and “1 of many Jerkmate Trophies.”
“Jerkmate Ranked is more than an Internet trend. It’s a statement for all jerkers, fappers, wankers, gooners, edgers and meat beaters worldwide. United, we stand firm! Let’s honor Jerky, our universal symbol of sexual freedom, inclusiveness and diversity. Flaunt your Jerkmate rank like an honor badge because it is. Good luck, and may the nuts be with you.”
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